Dear Mum and Dad,
Thanks for the postcard you send the Big Sister and her class.
It's good to hear you're enjoying Arles.
Did you by any chance partake of a few too many French Burgundies, fall and hit your heads?
Was the Moulin Rouge out of bum titty bum bum postcards?
Seriously this is the only chain of events I can come up with that might explain why you chose a postcard of a bull fight to send to the Big Sister and her Prep class.
I can just imagine the questions after Show and Tell.
what is that colourful thing hanging out of the bull's back Mrs S?
why is the man putting a sword in the bull's back Mrs S?
wouldn't that hurt Mrs S?
I'm keeping this postcard for the Big Sister to appreciate when she's older (or to use as evidence in your committal hearings)
Please write again in a more lucid moment.