Dear Mum and Dad,
Thanks for the postcard you send the Big Sister from Marseille.
I'm relieved to learn that you have not fallen and hit your heads. Thank you for going the extra mile to find an RSPCA approved card for the Big Sister to share with her Prep class.
I'm sure her French teacher will relish the opportunity to teach the children the phrase 'grosses bises de Marseille', derrière and fil dentaire.
If you manage to squeeze in some shopping, I'll take a pink one in size 14.
Écrire à nouveau bientôt, avoir du plaisir et ne pas oublier de mettre un écran solaire sur vos fesses!
Much love and grosses bises,