So yesterday wasn't wonderful.
Our farm website was hacked, my back is playing up and the Big Sister's butterfly project wasn't coming out as hoped. Then I asked myself, if Taylor Swift were a thirty-six year old mother of two, with a crook back, a hacked website and a Lepidoptera assignment due, what would she do?
Hackers broke my site, can’t think of what to write
It's been quite a day mmm, it's been quite a day mm
School uniform is stained, kids are driving me insane
It's been quite a day mmm, it's been quite a day mmBut I keep steaming, can't stop, won't stop creaming,
It's like I got a entree in my mind and it's gonna be alright'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the graters gonna grate, grate, grate, grate, grate
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
Site hackers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And my back is gonna ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it offI'll never miss a beat, I'm baking up a treat
And that's what they don't see mmm, that's what they don't see mmm
I'm cooking on my own (cooking on my own), I make my meals up on the go (meals up on the go)
And that's what they don't know mmm, that's what they don't know mmmBut I keep steaming, can't stop, won't stop creaming,
It's like I got a entree in my mind and it's gonna be alright'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the graters gonna grate, grate, grate, grate, grate
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
Site hackers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And my back is gonna ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it offHey, hey, hey, just think while you've been getting down and out about the messes and dirty, dirty feet in the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat
My kids toys covering the floor
They're like "oh my God", but I'm just gonna bake
And to child over there whose removed her underwear
Won't you come on over, baby, we can bake, bake, bake'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the graters gonna grate, grate, grate, grate, grate
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
Site hackers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
Phew, I feel better already, how about you?
What do you do when things go wrong? Rewrite songs? Bake? Cry?
how are things at your place?
are your kids wearing knickers?
Shannon says
Going on 3hr nap around these parts! (Woohoo). Loved your song...I even sang it out loud. 🙂
Emma says
Love it!!!!
This Charming Mum says
Ha ha! I love the underwear line. Hope your week gets better soon 🙂
Sammie @ The Annoyed Thyroid says
Hope you feel better soon, that the butterfly project got it's wings and that the website is up and running. When I feel stressed I bake or run (but not at the same time) I think you missed your vocation as a lyricist!
Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me says
When I've had a crap day there is no way I could write such a great song - here's to a happier and stress free Thursday and rest of week! x
MrsDplus3 says
I actually sang the whole way through that!!! Haha, fabulous. Hope you feel better soon honey, there is nothing worse than a dodgy back and a hacked site!! xxxx
Nicole @ The Builder's Wife says
I do hope your back is feeling better quickly, and the project has found it finish. What a great song! Bad days for me generally find me curled up in a corner, no way I could write something so wonderful!