Parenting. It's thankless, relentless and sleepless.
The good times are wonderful but the bad times will have you rocking in a corner, repeatedly stabbing yourself in the forehead with the horn of a glitter-covered unicorn and wishing that they hadn't outlawed Becks powder.
Well friends, slide that shiny pegasus under the couch with the abandoned sandwich crusts and missing library books and come sit by me.
I've prepared 23 quotes about having kids that will make you feel better about parenting.
See, at some point every parent finds themselves wishing away the twelve hours until bedtime and cursing the creators of toys with more than four pieces.
You're not alone.
You're never ever alone, not even on the toilet.