Parenting. It's thankless, relentless and sleepless.
The good times are wonderful but the bad times will have you rocking in a corner, repeatedly stabbing yourself in the forehead with the horn of a glitter-covered unicorn and wishing that they hadn't outlawed Becks powder.
Well friends, slide that shiny pegasus under the couch with the abandoned sandwich crusts and missing library books and come sit by me.
I've prepared 23 quotes about having kids that will make you feel better about parenting.
See, at some point every parent finds themselves wishing away the twelve hours until bedtime and cursing the creators of toys with more than four pieces.
You're not alone.
You're never ever alone, not even on the toilet.
are you a parent?
PS. If you liked this post, you might like my other parenting rants mothering by numbers or baby massage is bullshit
Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me says
It is TOUGH my friend, and even tougher on those who seem to be able to meet any usual challenge head on xx
Sandra Kelly says
Phillis Diller - Jerry Seinfield Ha ha. Great quotes, Good job! A Psychologist friend of mine reckons the teenage years are designed so come time for them to leave home you'll stand on the door step and happily wave them goodbye instead of crumbling into a blubbering mess! I'm with her 😉 Xx
Angie @ The Little Mumma says
I am absolutely a referee. And it breaks me.
Maxabella says
This has definitely made me feel like I'm not alone! God, we've gotta laugh or we'd cry, right?! x
Sonia Life Love Hiccups says
Ahhh yes - I nodded ferociously to nearly every one 😉 xx
Shari from GoodFoodWeek says
This made me laugh - 'You’re not alone. You’re never ever alone, not even on the toilet.' I have a 2 year old and a 10 month old who can't leave me alone - especially when I try and escape to go to the bathroom.
Lisa@RandomActsOfZen says
Jerry is a very wise man x
Amanda Smyth says
Isn't he Lisa?
nicolethebuilderswife says
Simply cannot pick which one resonates the most, they all do! xx
Robyna says
So true. Trying to teach the eldest about NOT coming into closed rooms but it's a work in progress. Still never alone!